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				Dating Service for Ghosts
				Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:35 pm
				by NeverMore
				
Are you single? 
Are you lonely? 
Are you dead? 
Tired of haunting the usual places? 
Try GhostSingles.com!
You will not be disembodied, I mean dissapointed.
 
			
					
				Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
				Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:43 pm
				by Kolchak
				Do you take a ghost out to dinner? What do they eat? Angel hair pasta? Deviled eggs? 
What do ghosts drink? Zombies? Do ghosts get drunk? Do ghosts like to make whoopee?
Does a ghost get better looking as the night wears on?
Do you need to wear a condom when you're....uhm, uh,....Dating a ghost?
			 
			
					
				Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
				Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:46 pm
				by Pumpkin_Man
				   That would be an interesting kanumdrum.  What kind of a movie would you take a ghost to?  Does your ghost date like music?  If so, what kind?  
Mike        
			 
			
					
				Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
				Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 1:05 am
				by jadewik
				For some reason this makes me think about China-- They've had that law that you can only have one child and family heritage is so big, they were killing the girls to keep family names alive. Now, there is a shortage of traditional females... which has caused some interesting things to happen--- about two years ago I ran across an article about how a dead woman was being remarried.... because some guy couldn't get a wife. Sad. I'd link to the article, but I have no idea where I was gallivanting off to over a year ago.
			 
			
					
				Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
				Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:33 pm
				by Andybev01
				jadewik wrote:For some reason this makes me think about China-- They've had that law that you can only have one child and family heritage is so big, they were killing the girls to keep family names alive. Now, there is a shortage of traditional females... which has caused some interesting things to happen--- about two years ago I ran across an article about how a dead woman was being remarried.... because some guy couldn't get a wife. Sad. I'd link to the article, but I have no idea where I was gallivanting off to over a year ago.
from what I recall you were gallivanting off to the hospital?
 
			
					
				Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
				Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:30 am
				by jadewik
				Good memory. 
... how bad is it that every time someone on my family goes to the ER I ask if I can keep all the cool (disposable) toys to use as Mad Scientist props?
I have an IV bag and line, velcro straps and a neck brace from my husband's motorbike accident, a blood pressure cuff or two, finger blood pressure checkers, and a nebulizer.... the only thing I got from my 6 weeks in the hospital was 32 staples and an adorable little boy.
I still have trouble doing sit-ups.... lol.