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Andybev01 wrote:Let's do this 'Jeopardy'-style:

If a bear has none of this while doing it's 'business' in the woods, a broad tree leaf would be a useful alternative.

A news paper.

Castle wrote:You go to sit on the toilet but forgot to put the seat down.

your date falls asleep in the theater

(Is that you, Spooky? Haaaandsome devil )



You drive up on a sudden traffic jam and slam into the little Smart Car ahead of you.

no, I aint that fat (or funny looking)

if I had to smash a car, the smart car is a good one




diving in a cold pool

(Agreed)



Obama addresses Congress saying he wants to completely legalize prostitution.

getting ready for work and realizing it's your day off

(That one actually made me laugh out loud)



You go hunting and spot a deer. You settle behind some bushes to take your shot when suddenly a grizzly bear comes up on you, what do?

you gamble on a fart...........and lose.......in public

The look of sudden surprise.


The bottle you put the fireworks in falls over, causing the bottlerockets to shoot straight at you. What do?

that actually happened to us a few years ago



eating in a restaurant and biting down on something hard and unknown.

I could use this one again, it fits.


You walk into your living room one morning and notice everything is gone and your windows are smashed in, what do?

sticking your finger in a light socket

Curse word coming, avert your eyes in 3....


2....








1...





You go to Jurassic Park and hang out in front of the T.Rex pen. The fence suddenly falls apart. What do?

someone farts really loud in a Dr.s waiting room you're in

I would purposely make them feel awkward. Like so.



You wake up in the middle of the night because your bed is shaking violently, what do?