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Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:32 pm
by Spookymufu
womens clothes are measured in a weird number style....12, 16, 5, etc, also, some tags add "W" to that mix...like 15W.....I had not seen the "W" before and while I was with my wife shopping for work clothes I saw a tag that said 20W, of course "W" in shoes means wide so I pointed it out to my wife that this was a twenty wide........banished from the clothing department, I went to the kitchen supply area :)

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:55 pm
by Andybev01
I hope you stayed away from the knife and dispos-all section.

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:56 pm
by Ciuin
Outtie belly buttons are formed because the mother ate veal while pregnant.

Womens sizes are in odds and evens. Odds are usually a slim cut (small hips and butt) and evens are a curvier shape. (that ones real)

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:04 pm
by Spookymufu
Ciuin wrote:Womens sizes are in odds and evens. Odds are usually a slim cut (small hips and butt) and evens are a curvier shape. (that ones real)

LOL, out of everything I said about womens sizes, THATS what you post.....nice...much nicer then what my wife said LOL!

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:10 pm
by Ciuin
I thought W did mean wide?

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:27 pm
by Spookymufu
Ciuin wrote:I thought W did mean wide?
LOL, no......and my wife didnt find it funny when I said it in the middle of the store.......

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:34 pm
by Ciuin
Oh, I'm at a loss then. I buy petites as I am rather short.

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:42 pm
by Midnite Shadow
Spookymufu wrote:
Ciuin wrote:I thought W did mean wide?
LOL, no......and my wife didnt find it funny when I said it in the middle of the store.......

That's one of those things that is best kept to yourself Spooky or risk bodily harm and injury...or being poisoned later.

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:56 pm
by MacPhantom
How do birds decide who gets to lead the flock? Do they have elections? Do they have tea baggers?

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:57 pm
by Spookymufu
MacPhantom wrote:How do birds decide who gets to lead the flock? Do they have elections? Do they have tea baggers?
^^^ same thing about Schools of fish...

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:07 pm
by Ciuin
It's the widow or widower, they don't have anyone to pair up with.

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:09 pm
by MacPhantom
What if there are two widowed birds, and they're both male or both female? Do they get to gay marry and become a pair, or do they fight it out over who gets to lead the flock?

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:10 pm
by Ciuin
Well yes, one of them will have to die.

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:13 pm
by MacPhantom
Of natural causes? 'Cause that could really delay the migration, especially if both birds are very healthy.

Re: Random thoughts

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:16 pm
by Ciuin
They all understand the order of things. One of them bites the bullet and waddles over to the nearest dog/highway/hillbilly. They're much more accepting of their fate than humans.