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If you said "Andy, you should take the day off", I wouldn't mind.

Andy, take the day off!
That's what I'm doing. Doc appointment. YAY Friday!

Nothing that would make me happy today, and I have to work tonight. Love to walk around the cemetery at night.

It's my cousin's birthday today. After work her and I are gonna go do conservative, racist, alcoholic, homosexual-hating, generally Texan things.

You own a truck with a gun rack, don't you?

Of course. There's a can of dip on my passenger seat, too.

Skoal or 'hagen?

Timber Wolf

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lol
I actually don't do dip. I just smoke cigs.

The problem with chew is A: do I use a container and risk accidentally spilling it in my truck or B: spit out the window, hit some bigger guys' truck and get the <deleted> kicked out of me.

Horrific consequences either way.

That was the problem I used to have when I did dip, before I switched to smokes. I usually had an empty bottle or something to spit into. But doing dip drunk is what killed it for me. A shot of whiskey and a lip full of dip = puke fountain.

Even funnier (for those around you) taking a chug from THE WRONG CAN!

Oh God...
That would be amazing to see. Amazing and horrible.