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Anyway, this is the casket I'd like to be buried in:

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I don't want to be buried at all, it's a waste of space in the earth not to mention the fact that eventually there will be worms and other creepy crawlies going thru your dead body. GROSS.

Spookymufu wrote:I want to be entombed so many people can come and worship me for centuries....

I also want you to be entombed, so I can hang a picture of Rush Limbaugh on the door of your crypt, and then do a massive wee all over it.

MacPhantom wrote:

Spookymufu wrote:I want to be entombed so many people can come and worship me for centuries....

I also want you to be entombed, so I can hang a picture of Rush Limbaugh on the door of your crypt, and then do a massive wee all over it.

wearing that dress in the cold winter as you are, you'll go before I do

Fresh moving air helps preserve the body. I'll way out last you!!!

Unless my big fat mouth gets me into life-threatening trouble that my unrestricted-by-trousers legs aren't fast enough to run away from.

I'm betting on the latter.

Call your bookie.

He doesn't cover female sports.

Ha! Now that was a witty rejoinder!

Who wrote it for you?

Right back at ya