First signs of Halloween beginning to appear on TV

[Midnite Shadow]

Also, that Scooby Doo movie about the Salem witch was pretty cute.

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That is my favorite Scooby Doo one..."The Witches Ghost"

[Spookymufu]

But I do. Luckily she likes most of the same things I do. And the rest I do after she's asleep.

pffttttt, just one kid? As Bill Cosby says, you're not really a parent with just one kid" j/k

[Ciuin]

But I do. Luckily she likes most of the same things I do. And the rest I do after she's asleep.

pffttttt, just one kid? As Bill Cosby says, you're not really a parent with just one kid" j/k

I'm doing the world a favor.

[Midnite Shadow]

But I do. Luckily she likes most of the same things I do. And the rest I do after she's asleep.

pffttttt, just one kid? As Bill Cosby says, you're not really a parent with just one kid" j/k

I loved that stand up Bill Cosby "Himself" I use that line a lot "I put you in this world and I'll take you out....and it don't matter cause I'll make another one that looks just like you!"

[Spookymufu]

But I do. Luckily she likes most of the same things I do. And the rest I do after she's asleep.

pffttttt, just one kid? As Bill Cosby says, you're not really a parent with just one kid" j/k

I loved that stand up Bill Cosby "Himself" I use that line a lot "I put you in this world and I'll take you out....and it don't matter cause I'll make another one that looks just like you!"

LOL, yeah, same here!

[Midnite Shadow]

Parents aren't interested in justice - they want QUIET!

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know where I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job... and I don't want it.

I always wanted to get some calves' brains, keep 'em in my hand. My mother would hit me in the head, I'd throw 'em on the floor. But knowing my mother, it wouldn't work. She'd say, "Put your brains back in your head! Don't you let your brains fall out of your head! Have you lost your mind?"

[after spanking the kids] My wife comes downstairs with a broken stick. She throws it on the table and begins to talk out loud to... NOBODY! "Gonna tell me that you're not going to do something when I tell you to do something. I mean you MOVE when I say move! Think I carried you in my body for nine months so you can roll your eyes at me? I'll roll that little head of yours down on the floor. You don't know who you're fooling with. I'll beat you until you can't grow anymore!"

[referring to mothers] When they ask you a question, you try and answer, they tell you to shut up! "Day and night, night and day, work my fingers to the bone, for what?" "I don't..." "SHUT UP! And when I ask you a question, you keep your trap shut! Think I'm talking to hear myself talk? ANSWER ME!"

[Spookymufu]

I'll beat you until you can't grow anymore!

I use that one a lot

[Midnite Shadow]

Man, those quotes brought back a lot of memories of when I was a kid listening to that for the first time. I was crying from laughing so hard.

[Spookymufu]

not a Cosby quote but I also use "I'll beat you so hard your grandchildren will feel it", that makes the kids laugh...