Police arrested two kids a couple of days ago, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
This came from my friend in London.
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Two Kids
This came from my friend in London.
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cops should have tossed in a match and watched the show instead of arresting them............dumb @ss kids today
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I think you missed the punchline, Spooky. It's like the guy who went to the store and bought some sodium chloride and a Duracell, and the cashier charged him for a salt and battery. 
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OMG.....I cant believe I missed that.....okay, I feel like witchy now......
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Spookymufu wrote:OMG.....I cant believe I missed that.....okay, I feel like witchy now......
She's really going to kick you in the shins when she sees you...LOL
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Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of kings and queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Its heaven and hell, oh well
I am Vengeance...I am the Night!
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Re: Two Kids
i didn't get it right away either but now its funny
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Two Kids
Jokes, now with SCIENCE!MacPhantom wrote:I think you missed the punchline, Spooky. It's like the guy who went to the store and bought some sodium chloride and a Duracell, and the cashier charged him for a salt and battery.
"But nightmares exist outside of logic, and there's little fun to be had in explanations; they're antithetical to the poetry of fear." - Stephen King
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Heh heh heh.... Second grade science, sure....Subject Delta wrote:Jokes, now with SCIENCE!MacPhantom wrote:I think you missed the punchline, Spooky. It's like the guy who went to the store and bought some sodium chloride and a Duracell, and the cashier charged him for a salt and battery.
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Re: Two Kids
Good one. I have to admit I didn't get it at first, but it is a good joke.
Sort of like the baby bear that went to bed with his shoes on and still had "bear" feat. (NARF NARF)
Mike
Sort of like the baby bear that went to bed with his shoes on and still had "bear" feat. (NARF NARF)
Mike