Witch is unhappy!

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by Spookymufu » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:25 am

just dont get shot by Sara Palin :)
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by adrian » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:45 pm

lol i'd like to go hunting with sara ;)
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by witchy » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:58 pm

I just want to go anywhere but here!!! No Sara Palin trips, sorry guys!!! I'm surprised you didn't get my post earlier, especially you Spooky!!! :wink:
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by Spookymufu » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:19 pm

witchy wrote:I'm surprised you didn't get my post earlier, especially you Spooky!!! :wink:
huh, wha??? did I miss something again??
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by witchy » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:11 pm

Ha ha ha!!!! :wink:
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:54 pm

Witchy, please don't hurt me babe!

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by Andybev01 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:39 pm

adrian wrote:lol i'd like to go hunting with sara ;)
better than Dick Cheney...
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.

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