Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

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Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

Post by NeverMore » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:04 am

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10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in the ground.

9. Any house made of food.

8. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.

7. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.

6. Any house where high-tension power lines seem to stop.

5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"

4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking around the living room.

3. Any house that looks more like a giant, pulsating orb floating 3 feet above the ground than a house.

2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses.

And the number 1 house to avoid...

1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.


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Re: Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

Post by adrian » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:38 am

hahahaha i like number 1 the best
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

Post by Spookymufu » Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:42 am

I like #2 the best......hahaha
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Re: Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

Post by Belladonna » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:18 pm

Oh #2! Cool top ten list. :)
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Re: Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

Post by Andybev01 » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:24 pm

#3, and where can I get some?
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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