Why do ghosts shiver and moan? And, the answer is because it's drafty under those sheets!
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iHaunt
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Any ghost jokes?
Let me start right here....
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? And, the answer is because it's drafty under those sheets!
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? And, the answer is because it's drafty under those sheets!
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NeverMore
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
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Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.
Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.
Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
hahaha i like these 
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
I heard a joke from a friend of mine....
What did the female ghost shake at the club party?
Her boooty!
What did the female ghost shake at the club party?
Her boooty!
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
heh, funny
http://theyard.netii.net/
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Y'all are some punny fellas.
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iHaunt
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
Ok, so here is another ghost joke... 
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
What do Italian ghosts eat? SPOOKGETTI
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? BOOBERRY
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? BOOBERRY
I am the last smiling face you"ll see before I shut the lid!
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NeverMore
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
Speaking of Booberry. I saw the Monster Cereals at a Walgreens the other day. Snatch some while you can!
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
I love the joke about Italian ghost!!! Thanks a lot!!! I really do like it!
And, the Booberry cereal is really good!
And, the Booberry cereal is really good!
Undertaker wrote:What do Italian ghosts eat? SPOOKGETTI
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? BOOBERRY
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
Anyways....
What happenned when a ghost asked for a brandy at local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits".
What happenned when a ghost asked for a brandy at local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits".
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Re: Any ghost jokes?
Any good idea of ghost joke everyone? 
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Funny........NeverMore wrote:..........
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie........
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Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
