"It's quite simple", said the club secretary, "We take off our clothes and commune with nature!"
"Cool", said Frankenstein, "Count me in!!!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his raggy clothes and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays". A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays". He continued walking until he came to a small cleasing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry... You've had two warnings!"
