2. The uglier you are the easier it is to get some.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and graoning.
4. Less guilt the morning after.
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
7. If you didn't get get what you want, you can always go next door.
8. If you get tired, you can wait until 10 minutes and go again.
9. You don't have to complient the person who gives you some.
10. You can do the whole neighborhood!!
Greeting, salutations and all that jazz!
