Why can't Mrs. Claus have a baby?
Because she always comes once a year and down the chimney!
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Re: Santa's Baby!
Why can't Santa have children?
Because he has snowballs!!
Because he has snowballs!!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
Re: Santa's Baby!
Why did Mrs. Claus leave Santa?
She was tired of being called a Ho Ho Ho!
She was tired of being called a Ho Ho Ho!
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright,
Oggie Boogie
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright,
Oggie Boogie
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Re: Santa's Baby!
lol I thought Santa was nice!shanda wrote:Why did Mrs. Claus leave Santa?
She was tired of being called a Ho Ho Ho!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Re: Santa's Baby!
RDM,
That's really funny!!
Shanda,
I like your joke! Where did you get that idea??? 
That's really funny!!
Shanda,
I like your joke!
Where did you get that idea???