A few lame halloween jokes

ooga_booga · Post by **ooga_booga** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:38 am

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand witch.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach but won't fly across the ocean?
A. A chicken sand witch.

Q. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat their fingers separately.

LITTLE MONSTER: I don't like my teacher.
MUMMY MONSTER: Well then, just eat your salad.

Q. Why did the zombie stay in his coffin?
A. He felt rotten.

Q. Why do skeletons play the piano?
A. They don't have organs.

Q. Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
A. The boogie man.

Q. Why don't zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. They can usually dig someone up.

Dr Strange · Post by **Dr Strange** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:41 am

Q. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat their fingers separately.

My favorite!

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:50 pm

Great jokes, O_B!!!

One Eye'd Jack · Post by **One Eye'd Jack** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:57 am

Now THOSE are Hallowween joke Ooga! Thanks!!!

Haunted Horseman · Post by **Haunted Horseman** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:47 pm

What a great list.

magickbean · Post by **magickbean** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:05 pm

I just have to add;

Q; Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance??
A: Because he had nobody to go with.

It fits with those too perfectly

Halloween_Girl · Post by **Halloween_Girl** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:33 pm

q:What do you give a witch?
a:a ouija

What do ghost have on Halloween?
A spooktackular!

SRY to do that just wanted them to be known. :oops:

Pumpkin King · Post by **Pumpkin King** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:04 pm

ooga_booga wrote:Q. Why don't zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. They can usually dig someone up.

I love that one.

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A few lame halloween jokes

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