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NeverMore
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Dating Service for Ghosts
Are you single?
Are you lonely?
Are you dead?
Tired of haunting the usual places?
Try GhostSingles.com!
You will not be disembodied, I mean dissapointed.
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Kolchak
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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
Do you take a ghost out to dinner? What do they eat? Angel hair pasta? Deviled eggs?
What do ghosts drink? Zombies? Do ghosts get drunk? Do ghosts like to make whoopee?
Does a ghost get better looking as the night wears on?
Do you need to wear a condom when you're....uhm, uh,....Dating a ghost?
What do ghosts drink? Zombies? Do ghosts get drunk? Do ghosts like to make whoopee?
Does a ghost get better looking as the night wears on?
Do you need to wear a condom when you're....uhm, uh,....Dating a ghost?
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Pumpkin_Man
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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
That would be an interesting kanumdrum. What kind of a movie would you take a ghost to? Does your ghost date like music? If so, what kind?
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jadewik
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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
For some reason this makes me think about China-- They've had that law that you can only have one child and family heritage is so big, they were killing the girls to keep family names alive. Now, there is a shortage of traditional females... which has caused some interesting things to happen--- about two years ago I ran across an article about how a dead woman was being remarried.... because some guy couldn't get a wife. Sad. I'd link to the article, but I have no idea where I was gallivanting off to over a year ago.
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Andybev01
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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
from what I recall you were gallivanting off to the hospital?jadewik wrote:For some reason this makes me think about China-- They've had that law that you can only have one child and family heritage is so big, they were killing the girls to keep family names alive. Now, there is a shortage of traditional females... which has caused some interesting things to happen--- about two years ago I ran across an article about how a dead woman was being remarried.... because some guy couldn't get a wife. Sad. I'd link to the article, but I have no idea where I was gallivanting off to over a year ago.
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.
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jadewik
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Re: Dating Service for Ghosts
Good memory.
... how bad is it that every time someone on my family goes to the ER I ask if I can keep all the cool (disposable) toys to use as Mad Scientist props?
I have an IV bag and line, velcro straps and a neck brace from my husband's motorbike accident, a blood pressure cuff or two, finger blood pressure checkers, and a nebulizer.... the only thing I got from my 6 weeks in the hospital was 32 staples and an adorable little boy.
I still have trouble doing sit-ups.... lol.
... how bad is it that every time someone on my family goes to the ER I ask if I can keep all the cool (disposable) toys to use as Mad Scientist props?
I have an IV bag and line, velcro straps and a neck brace from my husband's motorbike accident, a blood pressure cuff or two, finger blood pressure checkers, and a nebulizer.... the only thing I got from my 6 weeks in the hospital was 32 staples and an adorable little boy.
I still have trouble doing sit-ups.... lol.