Some Zombie Questions

[witchy]

I saw Warm Bodies a couple days ago, it was cute, definitely a chick flick tho.

[NeverMore]

I sometimes stay awake at night wondering what would happen if a zombie bit a vampire, or a werewolf bit a zombie.

[Pumpkin_Man]

I think it depends on the various circumstances, but my take on that is based on the popular zombies as portrayed on tv shows like 'Walking Dead."

Vampires and wearwolves are supernatural. Zombies, on the other hand were created by a desease which reanimates corpses. According to popular Hollywood lore, one most be killed by a vampire's bite in order to become a vampire, as vampires are "un dead." Just the oposite is true in the case of a wearwolf attack. In order for one to become a wearwold, he must survide being bitten by a wearwolf. Zombies, (the Sci Fi un dead creatures) are already dead. If a vampire wouldn't bite one of those creatures, as blood from a corpse is poisen to them. Vampires survive on the blood of living people. If a zombie bit a vampire, nothing at all would happen, as both the zombie and the vampire is already dead. Vampires can not be killed. They can only be 'destroyed' by particular methods, such as a stake through the heart of exposure to sunlighe.

As far as wearwolvs are concerned, again, since the zombies we all got to know and love are dead, the bite of a wearwolf can not change them into wearwolves. Wearvolves, also, can only be killed (according to Hollywood lor) by a silver bullet or something silver. The bite of a zombie wouldn't even fase him, because the wearwolf is inmune to all the deseases that affect us mortals.

Thanks for having the patience to read this long post.

Mike

[Murfreesboro]

Should it disturb me that that answer actually made sense to me?

[Pumpkin_Man]

Well, Murf, first of all, Vampires, Wearwolves and zombies are fictional, so no it shouldn'g bother you. Secondly. Science Fiction monsters and Super Natural monsters are two different types of monsters. Vampires and zombies are already dead. Wearwolves are living, but can only be killed by silver (according to Hollywood, not original wearwolf lor) so there is no way any of these beings can "kill" the other. Of course, I suppose a wearwolf can rip a zombie's head off, which disconects the brain, and destroys the zombie. Vampires, like wise, have super human strength, so they can use more conventional methods, such as a sword or a michete to destroy zombies.

Mike

[Murfreesboro]

Your replies make perfect sense. It's just funny to me that we take it all so seriously!

Then again, I suppose if a person were writing a story or a screenplay, he would have to take this stuff very seriously, wouldn't he?

[Demonic Duck]

Anyone who isn't taking this seriously is a fool and will regret it...

[Murfreesboro]

I guess I'm just zombie-bait!

[NeverMore]

I gots a question.

How much meat could a zombie eat if a zombie could eat neat?

[MacPhantom]

Two pounds and seven ounces. That' an easy one.

[NeverMore]

Twas a trick question. Zombies have no table manners.

[Pumpkin_Man]

"How much meat could a zombie eat if a zombie could eat neat?"

A zombie would eat as much meat as he could if a zombie could eat meat.

(narf narf)

Mike