Just saved myself an expensive ER bill.

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Just saved myself an expensive ER bill.

Post by Nostalgiascape » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:12 am

All day today I haven't had much to eat. Was called into work and arrived ill-prepaired (no lunch). So when I get home after work I fix myself chicken and gravey and I tear into it. It helps to chew more and slow down. I endured "Food Impaction of the Esophogus". Baiscally a chunk of meat completely blocks the esophogus and nothing gets by, it just get forced back up through vommiting in a desperate effort to relieve compounded pressure in the food passage.

So while I am occasionally puking saliva, cause even saliva that gets by, doesnt make it past the impaction, I look up my problem through various medical sites, hence how I came to know the terminology. I had the choice of hoping it passed on its own, or going to the ER where they make it pass with some fizzy drink concoction.

Before resigning myself to an out of order medical bill, I decided, maybe its better to go to the soda machine. I grab a cola, come back, forcefully puke one more time, swallow the cola...and lo and behold and felt a sudden pressure in the old food pipe and the chunk of chicken moved on down the line as it were. hah, take that medical expenses.
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Re: Just saved myself an expensive ER bill.

Post by jadewik » Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:22 pm

Well, that's fancy. Way to use your noggin'!

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I'll be in Phoenix for part of this weekend. I'm going camping in Prescott Fri night, and Saturday I'll be in town for a bit. Would stay longer, but we have to be back home for some family stuff Sunday AM. One of these days, we ought to meet up at that Halloween Store off I-17 and Bell....

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Post by Nostalgiascape » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:47 pm

That does sound great. We'll have to compare schedules.
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Re: Just saved myself an expensive ER bill.

Post by Andybev01 » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:28 pm

Ooouuuccchhh!
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.

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Re: Just saved myself an expensive ER bill.

Post by Nostalgiascape » Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:18 pm

Andybev01 wrote:Ooouuuccchhh!
Twasnt fun.
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Re: Just saved myself an expensive ER bill.

Post by Haunt Master » Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:13 pm

I know it wazznut fun!!! :lol:

So, how was your medical bills? Your illness? I hope you're doing well! ;)
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Andybev01 wrote:Ooouuuccchhh!
Twasnt fun.

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Re: Just saved myself an expensive ER bill.

Post by Nostalgiascape » Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:27 am

No bills. Fixxed it myself.
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