Vampire jokes
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:40 pm
Who writes vampire jokes?
Bram Stoker
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer.
What is the vampire's favorite dance?
The vaults!
Where did the vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!
Why is vampiress so crazy?
Because she is often bats!
Why did vampiress go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the lesbian vampiress say to another lesbian vampiress?
See you at same time next month.
Bram Stoker
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer.
What is the vampire's favorite dance?
The vaults!
Where did the vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!
Why is vampiress so crazy?
Because she is often bats!
Why did vampiress go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the lesbian vampiress say to another lesbian vampiress?
See you at same time next month.
