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Q. Why can't the ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.


Q. Where does the ghost go on Saturday nite?
A. Anywhere he can boo-gie.


Q. Why do the ghosts go into the bar?
A. For the Boose.


Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. the Casketeria.

Here are more Halloween jokes!


Q. What kind of make-up do female ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a


Q. What happens when a vampire and a vampiress meet?
A. It was love first bite!


Q. What do you call 2 spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed


Q. Where do most acting werewolves live?
A. In Howllywood, California


Q. What do a little monster call the parents?
A. Mummy and Deady.


Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.