Who writes vampire jokes?
Bram Stoker
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer.
What is the vampire's favorite dance?
The vaults!
Where did the vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!
Why is vampiress so crazy?
Because she is often bats!
Why did vampiress go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the lesbian vampiress say to another lesbian vampiress?
See you at same time next month.
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What kind of bank did the vampire go to?
The blood bank.
The blood bank.
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From this comic book.... Ha Ha Ha!
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"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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I like that one.iHaunt wrote:From this comic book....
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