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A few lame halloween jokes
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand witch.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach but won't fly across the ocean?
A. A chicken sand witch.
Q. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat their fingers separately.
LITTLE MONSTER: I don't like my teacher.
MUMMY MONSTER: Well then, just eat your salad.
Q. Why did the zombie stay in his coffin?
A. He felt rotten.
Q. Why do skeletons play the piano?
A. They don't have organs.
Q. Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
A. The boogie man.
Q. Why don't zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. They can usually dig someone up.
A. A sand witch.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach but won't fly across the ocean?
A. A chicken sand witch.
Q. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat their fingers separately.
LITTLE MONSTER: I don't like my teacher.
MUMMY MONSTER: Well then, just eat your salad.
Q. Why did the zombie stay in his coffin?
A. He felt rotten.
Q. Why do skeletons play the piano?
A. They don't have organs.
Q. Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
A. The boogie man.
Q. Why don't zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. They can usually dig someone up.
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Re: A few lame halloween jokes
I love that one.ooga_booga wrote:Q. Why don't zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. They can usually dig someone up.