You have to be good before Christmas!

[Haunt Master]

Hey,

Santa really does know of you have been bad or good, but do you know why you have to be good for goodness sake???


HERE'S WHY:

[Pumpkin_Man]

I got a simular type of Christmas Greeting in my e-mail from a friend of mine. The major difference is that it was one of the reindeer and not Santa who crapped down the chimney.

Mike

[Haunt Master]

Yep. I saw it somewhere on other boards of a reindeer pooped like some shape-sized chocolate balls just looked like Whoppers candies, you know?

And, it says "Those are reindeer poops - Do Not Eat!" Well, the pic was there on the board, I mean, on other board. Not here... Somehow the pic was removed by its member.

[Rising Dead Man]

And if you are good Santa will put an air freshener down your chimney!

[Haunt Master]

Yes, you're right! Be good, and Santa will put good air freshener down the chimney! But if bad, or else you'll see what Santa will do to your chimney just like the pic was shown above I posted!

And if you are good Santa will put an air freshener down your chimney!

[DemonSlayerMau]

Well, my grandma had a christmas decoration that consisted of "Snowman Poop." And it said something along the lines of Coal getting too expensive, so Santa sought out a cheaper alternative for the naughty children. XD
However, all it really is is just little pieces of foam. At least with coal you can heat the house with it. XD; But I've seen things like reindeer poopers (which actually makes candy come out, I think it's either jelly beans or chocolates I can't remember) or different variations of "coal candy." In a catalog they had coal gum which was supposedly fruit flavored, but the coal candy was licorice. Yuck! I never tried either but I don't like licorice, so I suppose that would be something to get me if I was really bad. XD

[Pumpkin_Man]

The greeting that I got from my friend worked by clicking on one of two buttons. One butten said "Nice" and the other said "Naughty." When you hit the "Nice" button, the house lit up, presents were dropped down the chimney, and a littel Christmas song played while the words Merry Christmas formed above the house.

When you hit the "Naughty" button one of the reindeer sits on top of the chimney and does his "business," and you hear a guy swearing when the 'you-know-what' hits the bottom of the fire place.

Mike

[Haunt Master]

That's really funny! I like this idea!

[Haunt Master]

What Santa REALLY does when you are sleeping...

I thought this was kinda funny... Twisted, but funny!


www.bumblepigs.com/santa


BTW, for you RDM, I know you've seen it already.

[Pumpkin_Man]

What would have been funnier is if some one had lit a rip-roaring fire in that fire place. That would have been a real PAIN IN THE BUTT. <narf narf>

[Haunt Master]

But Santa is NOT really dumb enough to take a dump in the chimney when the fire is on! He knows better than that, so he has to take a leak, you know, urinate into the chimney to put the fire out first before taking a dump!

What would have been funnier is if some one had lit a rip-roaring fire in that fire place. That would have been a real PAIN IN THE BUTT. <narf narf>

[Pumpkin_Man]

Or maybe he deleigates that particular task to one of his reindeer.

[Rising Dead Man]

If you are naughty enough Santa will dump gasoline down your chimney!

[Haunt Master]

Very funny! That means Santa has to kill all people in the house when they're all bad???

If you are naughty enough Santa will dump gasoline down your chimney!