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MacPhantom
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adrian
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Re: Christmas jokes?
witchy i'm digging your new avatar 
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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witchy
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Re: Christmas jokes?
Thank you!! I needed something new for the New Year!!! 2010 WooHoo!!!adrian wrote:witchy i'm digging your new avatar
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iHaunt
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Re: Christmas jokes?
Hey you, witchy!witchy wrote:Thank you!! I needed something new for the New Year!!! 2010 WooHoo!!!adrian wrote:witchy i'm digging your new avatar
You wanna have a new Halloween avatar of 2010? If so, please lemme know!
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witchy
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Re: Christmas jokes?
Hey you ihaunt!!iHaunt wrote:Hey you, witchy!witchy wrote:Thank you!! I needed something new for the New Year!!! 2010 WooHoo!!!adrian wrote:witchy i'm digging your new avatar
You wanna have a new Halloween avatar of 2010? If so, please lemme know!
I do have a new avatar, didn't you notice? I had a skull flower child avatar before. Silly boy!!!
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iHaunt
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Re: Christmas jokes?
So, what's any other Christmas jokes here anyway???
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witchy
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Re: Christmas jokes?
I sent it a few minutes ago, if you don't get it just let me know, I hope you like it!!! ha ha haiHaunt wrote:So, what's any other Christmas jokes here anyway???
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iHaunt
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Re: Christmas jokes?
Ok, as you know Christmas is on its way sooner.... Keep posting funny jokes here! 
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
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Pumpkin_Man
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Re: Christmas jokes?
The 12 Pains of Christmas
(To be sung to the tuen 12 Days of Chritmas)
The first thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me
is finding a Christmas tree
2. Rigging Up the lights
3. Hangovers
4. Writing Christmas Cards
5. 5 MONTHS OF BILLS!
6 Facing my Inlaws
7. Charities
8. Bratty little kids
9. No Parking Spaces
10. Stale Tv Specials
11. Singing Christmas Carols
12 Batteries Not Included.
Mike
(To be sung to the tuen 12 Days of Chritmas)
The first thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me
is finding a Christmas tree
2. Rigging Up the lights
3. Hangovers
4. Writing Christmas Cards
5. 5 MONTHS OF BILLS!
6 Facing my Inlaws
7. Charities
8. Bratty little kids
9. No Parking Spaces
10. Stale Tv Specials
11. Singing Christmas Carols
12 Batteries Not Included.
Mike
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iHaunt
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Re: Christmas jokes?
What's Christmas called in England?
Yule Britannia
Yule Britannia
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iHaunt
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Re: Christmas jokes?
Titanic was sinking....
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: In which direction?
Banta: Downwards!
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: In which direction?
Banta: Downwards!
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iHaunt
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Re: Christmas jokes?
Godammit!!! Santa really wants to know if you've been good or bad.... But, do you know why you have to be good for goodness sake??
