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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do ...

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Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie........
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Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to ...